We all hope to have that perfect wedding one day with the most loving and perfect partner in life. We gathered a list of beautiful wedding stories with funny jokes, beautiful dresses and amazing wedding jewellery. While classic weddings will always have a special place in our hearts, we couldn’t stop buzzing about these so-weird-they’re-awesome nuptials and shocking bridal antics. For examples these 4 brothers all getting married at the same day..What is your story?
Wedding Story 1
Well my story involved the engagement of two of my best friends. My buddy asked me to be his best man, and I was honored. So I spent a lot of time before the wedding preparing for the little speech I had to give. I’m a pretty good public speaker in general, so I figured I would just sort of get an idea about what I wanted to say, and wing it from there. Big mistake. This was my first ‘Best Man speech’ so I was going in pretty much blind. So the wedding goes by perfectly, except that my friend (the bride) chose pink (she called it Blush, it was pink) to be the undercolor of the Tux’s. So after dinner and some drinks it comes time to make my speech.Someone hands me a mic, and I wait for the guests to quiet down. My mind goes blank, so I start to ramble on about how much of an honor it is to be here, to be the best man, see true love etc etc. So while I’m trying to come up with a decent speech, I start pacing behind the table without realizing it (and probably because of the alcohol). So I finally come to what I’ll call the end of my speech and ask everyone to raise their glasses in a toast to the bride and groom. Unfortunately I was standing right behind the last girl in the wedding party’s chair, and she backed it right into me. I lost balance, and the mic cord wrapped aroud my left foot as I stumbled. Right into their cake. I fell backwards, arms spinning, sending bits of cake flying everywhere. The entire room fell silent. I think I heard the bride swear loudly before a few people started laughing. Soon the entire reception was laughing.I had no choice but to get up, recovered my dignity, and ask for the toast again.
Wedding Story 2
My brother is dating a female about 12-14 years older than he is, and needless to say, she is a bit ‘sketchy.’ My brother, being my Best Man brings her as a date. The entire night she gets mad at people and family of mine whom she had never met before, making a great first impression on them.
To my brother-in-law, she yells at him for being rude and not ‘clinking everyone’s glass at the table during the speeches.’ Apparently if you do not clink their glass, you are disprespecting them.
So, my wife and I do the first dance, after which comes the Father of the bride/daughter dance and the Mother of groom/son dance. Halfway through, the band calls everyone to the floor to commence dancing. My mother, being all sappy invites my family to dance in a circle dance, together.
Because she was not part of the immediate family and had only been dating my brother for a few months, my brother’s girlfriend was not invited in to the circle. She got so angry that she ran out the door and started biatching about it to one of my mother’s good friends. She then commenced to have a full on argument with my brother about how rude and judgemental my parents are/were and how she can no longer stand to be at the wedding. After fighting for about 2-3 hours and trying to hit on every other single guy at the wedding, she convinces my brother to take her home and leave the wedding early.
Wedding Story 3
This girl, we will call her “Amy” for her sake, is a lush, and a drama queen. Amy was the maid of honor at her friend “Megan”s wedding. Amy, realizing that she has never been in love, much less had a boyfriend longer than two weeks, starts drinking rather heavily. Before it came time to do her speech, she decided to grab the Microphone from the band and start her speech about how she didn’t really like the groom at first, blah blah blah, but she grew to love him, blah blah blah. Towards the end of her horrifically long speech, she was doing ‘kiddie talk’ at whoch point, the bride got up to put her hand on her shoulder as if to say, OK thanks for everything, your time is up. Amy slapped the brides hand off her shoulder and kept talking. It finally ended, at which point she screamed that there was no longer any more alcohol (there was plenty). Later that evening, she sets her sights on a guy and convinves him to go upstairs with her. After being gone for about 45 minutes, his wife starts to wonder where he had gone. Many people knew where and with whom he gone, but didn’t want to get involved. An hour later, the two reappear, with bedhead. The guy and his wife leave immediately, as she had guessed where he had been, and Amy then sets her sights on yet another guy. He, having seen the entire evening unfold, brushes her off. She then locks herself into the bathroom, crying about how she will never find the right guy, etc. etc. The only person she will let into the bathroom is the bride, who has been protected from all of the drama that night, and no one is willing to get. In the end, she spent the better part of the evening in that bathroom crying.
Wedding Story 4
My uncle had a beach wedding on Sanibel Island. It was also the week of my birthday (end of October), so I was pretty much shiatfaced the entire time. Well the wedding was next to the tiki bar outside, so naturally I was drinking margaritas right up until the ceremony. Right before the ceremony, I had to pee really bad, but the music had started playing, so I whipped it out and went right on the beach. Everyone saw me. The reception was in the hotel, and I got my 2 16 year old cousins wasted and one threw up in the trash can next to the bar. Then, when the reception was over, I was running around the resort with my cousins and the best man, and I punched one of those “In case of Emergency, Break Glass” things and took the fire extinguisher from it, sprayed it all over the place, then did a hammer throw into the ocean with it. Then, we decided that we needed to drink more, so we drove off the island into what we thought was Fort Myers to find some bars. It was halloween weekend, so I don’t think anyone noticed that the blood all over my hands, shirt, and pants was actually real from me punching out the glass. I was only 20, so the best man flashed his badge (county prosecutor) to get me into the bars. My uncle is still salty about me urinating during the ceremony. My other aunts and uncles still don’t like it when I hang out with my cousins alone, even though one is 21.
Wedding Story 5
Speaking of orgies after weddings, after my wedding, 2 of my groomsmen, my best man and his girlfriend, a couple brides maids, and some other girls and guys all went back to a friend’s house to go in her hot tub. My best man’s girlfriend totally sucked. She was not fun to be around, didn’t like to party, and just complained about everything. She and my best man were inside getting a drink or something and when they went out to get into the hot tub, eveybody else was naked or half naked splashing around having a good time feeling each other up etc. My best man’s girlfriend freaked out yelling, “This is what you brought me here for?” blah blah blah and totally ruined everybody’s good time…at least until she left. A lot of people got laid that night. I was, of course, was with my wife and missed the whole thing.